Saturday, December 02, 2006
I love my friend Ashley. She is BEAUTIFUL! On the outside, she has platnium hair, BIG blue blue eyes, wicked sense of style, smokin' hot bod and covered with uber cool tatoos (my favorite is she has RESPECT tatooed across her ample bosom). Inside, she is smart, funny, great mom with a heart of gold. I am not a lesbian but I would fuck her. She has a self confidence and self respect that I am drawn to. What I notice is everyone is drawn to her too........she is mojolicious. I wanna be mojolicious!!! Sexxy Kitty said I would never be that because there is a certain amount of mystery necessary to be so. I am too much of a blabbermouth to allow the unknown. (There is the FAINTEST kernel of truth to that as evidenced by the fact I feel the need to spill intimate details of my life to my fithy and gorgeous blog posse.) Sissy suggested that I play the game she plays with her kids, who can not talk for the longest?? I must try this. In the meantime, I just cracked a beer (2pm my time kids) hoping it will help with this wicked bad hangover while wearing a shirt that says, Coffee, Cigerettes, Alcohol (my to do list today), fighting back the beer shits, unshowered and smelling like a bar room floor. Clearly I need more practice keeping details to myself. Hopefully I will pull it together in time to go steal other girl's boyfriends later tonight with mojolicious Ashley.