Thursday, February 01, 2007

I'm baaaack

Been a little bit since I posted. Just going to ramble about the last month or so and the goings on so please, buckle up and bear with me......have been seriously dating San Fran. He was in town a couple weeks ago throwing red flags left and right. He is good looking. He is smart. He makes good money. He likes to party. A lot. Not necessarily a bad thing but I am not sure how I feel about dating someone that cannot handle their alcohol as well as I do (those of you that know me are saying a communal, Uh Ohhhhhh right now). The last night he was in LA was interesting...the Bears vs. Sea Hawks game (he is originally from Seattle and broke up with me roughly six times during the game). We went to the Fox and Hound, he started drinking early.....I did not. Bears win!!! (insert Bears fight song here) and we ended our day at the Green Frog. He was buzzy, but in a cute way. Initially. We were talking to a couple of guys at the bar. Nice guys, cool and interesting. One was a casting agent, and of course I asked him if he could make me a star. Anyway, San Fran got increasingly fucked up and began, how shall we put this, um....acting out. Started saying stuff about how we were going to go home and fuck. He loves me. He is going to marry me. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME??? WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!?!!??! At one point he lost track of his drink and climbed up on the bar....now mind you he is a big and muscly guy. I grabbed his arm and literally braced myself against the bar by planting my feet on the base and throwing my ENTIRE body weight backward while pulling on his arm. I got him down. Phew. He did it Again!!! Sweaty and exhausted from my struggle, I asked for the bill so we could get out of there. The casting agent said, "So, where did you meet this guy? The Internet?!!??" Har DE har...we all had a good laugh and I paid the tab and left. San Fran was hammered but wanted more alcohol and insisted we stop at the liquor store on the way home. I stayed outside and had a smoke until an inordinate amount of time seemed to pass and I surmised I should go inside and see what the hell (could be anything at this point in my mind) was going on. I walked inside to find the clerk arguing with San Fran about his purchases, he was buying non alcoholic beer. The clerk, I assume accessing his inebriation, was arguing FOR alcoholic beer.....once again, only in LA my friends.....I cleared up the error and we began the short walk home. At one point, San Fran stepped into a mud puddle and started fighting with it. "Don't you know who I am?!?!?!? How DARE you!! I am San Fran!" Honestly, I would like to say that it was a first for one of my paramours to fight with an inanimate object....but sadly it is not. We FINALLY get back to my place, and now San Fran is feeling randy. He aggressively shoved his hand down my pants and I shut him down. I later referred to this as his attempt at making meatloaf. Ow. At this point, he pulled the Donald Trump on me and told me, "You're Fired!!" Done. If I wouldn't do it with him that was it. Deep sigh. No. Go to bed. I know you won't remember this tomorrow. And he didn't. I did. I am going to visit him next weekend. What is wrong with me? He is GU (geographically undesirable) and crazy when he drinks. But he is fun. And hung. Is this what it has come to? What is it about me that attracts this and makes it ok? Wonder why I have been quiet? Reflection is a solitary business. There is more from the last month....I just cannot go there tonight.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow girl....

What a let down...here I was over here in Vancouver,living vicariously through you...almost envious...and I read this and I relive all my dating nightmares....reliving them leaves a bitter taste in my mouth! Omg Why must we endure such crap!!

We are smart attractive women...we are great catches and yet we have to endure all of these losers! And to my dismay your next blog...after all of that.....you say.."I am seeing him next weekend"..ACK!!!! After your big pep talk date several guys and pick the best....um...this guy at New years doesnt deserve to be a contender!!! Damn it don't make me come over there and smack some sense into you!! LMAO! Woman what am I going to do with you!!!

Me...I have seen nobody....not a soul since I had me heart abused,my sould and my body....not to mention my spirit....sigh...

I am working on my music and going into amazing debt for it....but stay tuned I will have a small cd soon :)

I grow weary of men and I am still harbouring some real anger from the last nightmare..it is eating me up...and I need to deal with that so....I work on me and my music...my dream...and hey I may move downttown too...omg scary though but more convienient...for the same price...

Well that is my 2 bits girl...sorry to disapoint...no dating nightmares to reciprocate with but...hell I am sure they are just around the corner...lol...So we lament!! lol...

*HUGZ*
Your Canadian Pal...
Debra

LA Woman said...

Love you my dear friend Deb. Hey, San Fran is only one in my pipeline. Have I mentioned he is amazingly well-endowed? Mad skills as well. I will take the "pretend" boyfriend while I wait for the real one to come. Keep the faith, I am rewriting the dating gospel for women here and abroad (including you crazy Canadians!) Muah!! K

Anonymous said...

turn any gay guys straight while in SF?

damn the Colts for winning!

LA Woman said...

Unfortunately, I think I may have turned a very hetero guy gay. sigh.

SC said...

I'm gonna have to agree with the Canuck. Stop wasting your time with losers. If you know the guy is a loser or has some major issues (like SF) then cut him loose. While you're wasting time "pretending" you could be out meeting someone else who knows how to treat you right. Or at least out with your friends having a good time and not having to put up with some guy drama.

No more of this pipeline shit, if a guy isn't good for you, and you know it, cut him loose and find another. I don't care if he's hung like a horse, makes a ton of cash, or any other excuse you may come up with to continue wasting your time with someone.

PS. If you really need to get laid that bad, you know SC is just a phone call away =)