Saturday, May 23, 2009

Wouldn't you rather misbehave?


Mark Twain said he would like to go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company. I think that sums up Los Angeles pretty well. It is going to be another beautiful day (sunny and 70 every day, every day..oh the ennui.) Freakishly Tall Guy has sparked much conversation from the Filthy and Gorgeous Posse. MILFie asked me if it was the fact he is a porn producer or that he has several irons in the fire that bothers me. I have to say, it is a combination of both. First it is the caliber of the irons. I am living in a hep C free world and I like it. (Boy Gorgeous and I have had in-depth conversations and have decided this would be the worst STD to have. You would die and couldn't drink. Shudder.) Second, it would be like dating a gyno. How do you stand out from the pack? It is unnerving knowing you will be judged along side "professionals." I doubt I bring the same skill set and would be setting myself up for failure. I wouldn't try out for a professional dance company or rodeo...I would look like a fool and most likely hurt myself badly. But then comes the pull of the dark side.....I really need to get another hobby. I'm simply mad.....

3 comments:

HotNCrafty said...

Me/You ="I learned this position once, I hear it is all the rage". Porn Prod = "Oh' yeah, what's it called?" Me/You = "Missionary". PP = "Revolutionary!"

HotNCrafty said...

and by the way, I think I would rather try out for a dance troup, than Fuck a Porn star....even if I had two left feet. Much less embarrassing in the end!

LA Woman said...

fucked a porn PRODUCER. not star. yup, I went there.