Friday, January 02, 2009

I was the bar star....not in a good way


Hello my people, the new year is starting with some promising notes for our girl Kat. New Years Eve, had a very last minute and surprise date. We went to Firefly and the conversation and company was simply delightful. I had yet another date on the 1st.....not quite so high brow, beer and not wine sort of date but frickin' fantastic. IT Guy and I started for lunch at Stanleys...which turned into cocktails. We decided to change venues and went to the Sweep. It was still daylight which is a very different experience at the Sweep. IT Guy is super hot, 6'4 and funnier than hell! We got along like a house on fire. He makes me laugh, hysterically belly type laughing. We feed each other's silly childish sense of humor and it was so much fun! At one point we go off to the smoking patio at the Sweep and start to kiss. He is super tall....I was pressed up against him as we talked and laughed and kissed and kissed. At one point, he mentioned..."you know we are in front of the window here"....having only been there at night I was like, "pfft...that window is blacked out, you can't see out here from in there!" He was so big it was irresistable...I had to climb his body. I threw myself at him wrapping my legs around his waist and arms around his neck. Cheers emenated from inside the bar. IT Guy says, "you know that is for us right?" Me, "pfft, no no no no...they are watching a football game, must have been a good play." We continue to flirt and kiss outside when an old lady pops her head out and asks, "would you two like a room? If not you are entertaining everyone in the bar." Oops. We walk back inside the bar, and are met with much clapping. A really old guy told me that he had to leave and go home to masturbate. He also thanked us for the show. I checked out the window and yup...sure as shit you can see through the window as plain as day. Fuck yes, I am a Bar Superfucking Star! To be perfectly honest, we weren't doing anything very sexual or gross, just kissing. I think the mad chemestry just kicked up the pheramones and made everyone in the bar a bit drunker. At the end of the day, I had a great couple of dates....will be a while until I go back to the Sweep however....I hope all the Filthy and Gorgeous Posse had a wonderful holiday. I am just hoping next year will be better for me. Happy New Years kids!

4 comments:

Sexual Chocolate said...

First of all, I'm glad to hear you got yourself some new year's action. Go Kat!

Secondly, haven't we talked about not taking your dates to your regular spots? Firefly, Stanley's, The Sweep? You need to come up with two sets of places to hang out. One for the dates, and another for the posse. Once the date has been determined not insane, only then is he allowed into the posse set of venues.

LA Woman said...

Yes SC,

You are completely right. Also, I have been dating George Cloony guy I met at the Sweep....Nina was not amused by my behavior.

AT ALL.

Sigh, I need to expand my little valley world.

Sexual Chocolate said...

I can imagine Nina giving you the disapproving grandmother look, haha.

LA Woman said...

Better than that, IT guy sees me getting the hello kiss from Nina...goes in for one of his own and she cuts him this NASTY look and says, "NON!!!! I do NOT know you...." and trots away. He totally got dissed by out Nina.